Hard-Ons é uma banda de punk rock de Sidney, Austrália formada em 1981. É um dos mais influentes grupos do underground australiano, sendo conhecidos por misturar elementos de power pop, rock psicodélico, surf rock e heavy metal com letras bem humoradas. Seus membros fundadores são Peter "Blackie" Black (vocal/guitarra), Ray Ahn (baixo) e Keish de Silva (vocal/bateria). Em 1994 a banda entrou em hiato para voltar apenas em 1997. Atualmente a banda tem Murray Ruse na bateria e Keish reassumiu os vocais desde 2016.
Smell My Finger (1986)
1 - Lollypop
2 - Buddies
3 - Squat House
4 - Wog Food
5 - Dancing Girls
6 - Then I Kissed Her
7 - Think About You
8 - I Farted
Dickcheese (1988)
1 - Made To Love You
2 - What Am I Supposed To Do
3 - Oozing For Pleasure
4 - Everytime I Do A Fart
5 - Get Away
6 - Pretty Face
7 - There Was A Time
8 - Mickey Juice
9 - Figaro
10 - Fuck Society
11 - Yuppies Suck
12 - Something About You
13 - All Washed Up
14 - Ache To Touch You
15 - Why Don't Ya Shut Up
16 - Nerds
17 - Got A Baby
18 - Stairway To Punchbowl
19 - Keish's New Song
20 - Fifteen
21 - Rock'N'Roll All Nite
Love Is a Battlefield of Wounded Hearts (1989)
1 - Don't Wanna See You Cry
2 - Rejected
3 - Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
4 - Been Had Before
5 - You're A Tease
6 - Who Do You Wanna Fool?
7 - Get Wet
8 - Rich Scrag
9 - Missing You Missing Me
10 - Do It With You
11 - Throw It In
12 - Kill Your Mum
13 - Made To Love You
14 - What Am I Supposed To Do?
15 - Oozin' For Pleasure
16 - Everytime I Do A Fart
17 - Get Away
18 - Pretty Face
19 - There Was A Time
20 - Mickey Juice
21 - Figaro
22 - Fuck Society
23 - Yuppies Suck
24 - Something About You
25 - All Washed Up
26 - Ache To Touch You
27 - Why Don't You Shut Up?
28 - Nerds
29 - Got A Baby
30 - Stairway To Punchbowl
Yummy! (1990)
1 - Where Did She Come From?
2 - Raining
3 - Dull
4 - Cool Hand Luke
5 - Something I Don't Want To Do
6 - Sit Beside You
7 - Jaye's Song
8 - On And On
9 - Ain't Gonna Let You Go
10 - Me Or You
11 - Spew
12 - Fade Away
13 - Little Miss Evil
14 - Wait Around
15 - Feast On Flesh
16 - Stairway To Heaven (Led Zeppelin cover)
17 - Get Out Of My House
18 - Dull (Single Version)
19 - Sri Lanka
20 - Let There Be Rock (AC/DC cover)
21 - Carry Me Down
22 - Sorry
23 - Lose It
24 - She's A Dish
25 - Selfish
26 - World
27 - Hate So Hard
28 - Test (live)
29 - Raining (live)
30 - What Am I Sposed To Do (live)
31 - Suck N Swallow (live)
32 - Simple Love
17 - Get Out Of My House
18 - Dull (Single Version)
19 - Sri Lanka
20 - Let There Be Rock (AC/DC cover)
21 - Carry Me Down
22 - Sorry
23 - Lose It
24 - She's A Dish
25 - Selfish
26 - World
27 - Hate So Hard
28 - Test (live)
29 - Raining (live)
30 - What Am I Sposed To Do (live)
31 - Suck N Swallow (live)
32 - Simple Love
Too Far Gone (1993)
1 - Crazy Crazy Eyes
2 - Notice Me
3 - If It Makes You Happy
4 - Carphone
5 - Test
6 - I Do I Do I Do
7 - Lost
8 - The Blade
9 - No One Can Stop You
10 - Cat Scan
11 - If She Only Knew
12 - It's Up To Me
13 - Stressed Out
14 - Sleepy
15 - Stressed Out
16 - Sleepy
17 - See Her Tonite
This Terrible Place... (2000)
1 - Fallen Star
2 - Strangers
3 - Ice Cream
4 - First Cut Is The Weakest
5 - Time Won't Let Me
6 - Trouble Trouble
7 - Shark's Head
8 - Oyster Sauce
9 - Charger
10 - I'm Bringing You Death
11 - Nosebleed
12 - Sadly Ever After
13 - Birthday
14 - I Hate Clubbers
Very Exciting! (2003)
1 - Sunny
2 - Punk Police
3 - Scared Of It All
4 - Killing Me
5 - Baka
6 - Olympic Diver
7 - Radio
8 - Cat's Got Your Tongue
9 - Taxi
10 - Race Track
11 - Caravan Man
12 - (Every Time I Hear) Techno (I Pray For Death)
13 - Breakfast Caramel
14 - Preservation Of A Wildcat
Most People Are a Waste of Time (2006)
1 - What would Stiv Bators do
2 - I'm Hurt I'm in Pain
3 - There Goes One of the Creeps That Hassled my Girlfriend
4 - Crack
5 - Knowing My Luck
6 - I'll Get Thrush or Something
7 - Bubble Bath
8 - Stop Crying
9 - Poorest Kid on the Block
10 - But Officer I Was Just Doing my Job
11 - Her Smile is a Wish I Can't Obtain
12 - The Ballad of Katrin Cartlidge
13 - Cockroach
Most People Are Nicer Than Us (2007)
1 - Carrot Top
2 - Don't Fear The Reeperbahn
3 - Being Broke Is Fucked
4 - My Style Of Attack
5 - Punky No-No
6 - You Sir, Can Fuck Off
7 - Does That Come In Size Aquaman?
8 - Spent The Day In Hell, Was Bored
9 - I Got A Cause
10 - Bottom Feeders
11 - Making Money From Goths Is Easy
12 - Dance Parties = Dickhead Fest.
13 - Two Laps In Serbia
14 - Pretty Soon, I Will Burst Into Flames
15 - Rat Face And Buffalo Ass
Alfalfa Males Once Summer Is Done Conform or Die (2010)
1 - Feisty
2 - Cigarettes
3 - In The End We All Die Alone
4 - Everyone Seems To Be Out to Get You
5 - The Media Frenzy That Followed
6 - I'm a Frozen Boy
7 - Damp
8 - Near the Casino
9 - Farmer Wants a Root
10 - Burn Everything
11 - Keep Talking my Eyes Aren't Completely Glazed Over
12 - Tie ya Mother Down
13 - Give Me Harse a Haircut
14 - Atomic Handshake
15 - 1st Element is Sweat (a.k.a. SG's at dawn)
16 - Pretend it's Vanilla
17 - The Socialists' Somoko
18 - Hero to Hero
19 - Aunt
Peel me like a Egg (2014)
1 - Burning Up On Re-Entry
2 - Shadow Self
3 - With Structure, With Stress
4 - Close To The Ground
5 - Held Out My Hand And Caught The Drops
6 - Clumsy Little Oaf I Am
7 - Darth Vader Pretends
8 - Sweatin' On The Beat
9 - We Just Ripped Off Paul McCartney
10 - Those Hard To Get Spots
11 - If I Were You I'd Hit The Deck
12 - Peel Me Like An Egg
13 - Ain't Got No Guardian Angel
So I Could Have Them Destroyed (2019)
1 - Made To Love You II
2 - Bad Bad Temper To Match
3 - Better By The Hour
4 - Midnight
5 - Oh.. You're Crushed?!
6 - Not Just For A Day
7 - A Whole Lotta Tooth
8 - Float
9 - This Is How We Roll
10 - Do The Bunk
11 - Harder And Harder
12 - It Seems That I've Spent Every Penny That I've Earned Today
